Tuesday, November 10, 2009

So I called Japan...

I have accused Japan of pedophilia many, many, many times. And whilst the numerous loli and shota titles that come out of Japan every year seem like irrefutable proof for my accusations, I figured it was only fair that Japan be given a chance to defend itself. And so I decided to give Japan a call...








28 comments:

Baka-Raptor said...

Which one of Japan's little sisters is that? She kind of looks like the Senkaku Islands. It is indeed a controversial relationship.

animekritik said...

LOL. It's Takeshima if you ask me, or Tok-do as Korea calls it.

Glo said...

I thought it was Sumisujima or Torishima, Sumisujima's twin sister.

Japan should be on the Megan's Law Registry.

kluxorious said...

pedo AND incest... *facepalm*

sniffits said...

Oh Japan...maybe someday you'll learn that it's no fun unless she actually knows what she's doing.

blur said...

Lol. Stickman/women's never looked so hot. -.-"

Anna Sagara said...

unsurprisingly, this happens ALL THE TIME whenever you watch any erotic or non-erotic anime. LOL

bokunobibletoads said...

Your comic arouses me.

zh3us said...

Oh no!!! In the bed!

Blowfish said...

I am amazed that you have no defining characteristics snarky-kun and are replaceable by all those other stick dudes.
If your are such a plain character atleast wear a funky hat!

So Japan prefers the Missionary?

Guy said...

Dammit, my message from before didn't get posted, it seems:

"LOL!" it was.

zh3us, it should've been on the desk, honestly. Maybe it is.

anonymous_object said...

Disturbing xD

Wolfheinrich said...

I think I actually caught onto something this time brother snark. Just why has Japan gone the way of pedophilia, I might just have a better answer this time around. Seriously, I believe it has to do with the following factors:
1. Japanese women in general rise to power, become more independent, become working class, capable of making a living on their own, less reliant on getting marry, becoming housewives.
2. Japanese men in general still want to "think" they are living in the male dominant society, or like to believe, or both.
3. Moe/Pedophilia gives Japanese men a sense in superiority over their counterpart. I explained why Moe is a trap before.

In conslusion, the only way to save Japan is to make them watch more Queen's Blade, more GAR shows and more Giant Robot shows, shows such as Shin Mazinger Z. Moe stuff will only sink Japan even more than what it is now.

Ningyo said...

I'm likin' them hand drawn strips for more reasons than one.

Yeah, Snarky-kun is way too plain, I suggest a white suit and fedora.
Interesting how Japan's secretary has a default western secretary name.

Anna Sagara said...
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Anna Sagara said...

Guy - I thought the crime scene was on a desk/table too =S

Katherine said...

To be fair though, when I studied abroad in Japan in high school, it seemed that the average person there (i.e. non-otaku) was pretty off-put by the anime fan culture precisely because of the...creepier corners of the fandom. (Otaku seem to be commonly viewed in Japan as socially maladroit at best, and really freaking creepy/potentially criminal at worst. -_-; Which is sadly understandable.)

Wolfheinrich said...

Just have to come back and add a tad bits into this. Just why hasn't any feminist group taken up the great evil of Moe? Because it's obviously discriminating/belittling/stereotyping women in measurable ways. Just where are the feminist group when you need them?

GunStray said...

There "might" be a bit of irony in your understanding of jap, true moe and some other lacky Shit has cause may problems to them, particularly the decline of population, and you know what there planning, there replacing the lost percentage with robots...

The irony is, you still dont get your super robot

Yi said...

Haha, that 12 year old imouto scene is just too funny. Oh Japan, I love your incest and your pedophilia. I just can't get enough!

Snark said...

@ Baka-Raptor, Animekritik & Glo
...why do I have an uneasy feeling that you guys have birthed a terrifying new sub-genre of moe anthropomorphism?

@ Kluxorious
And I bet you he'll find a way to stick guro in there as well.

@ Sniffits
Ah, but if she knew what she wasn't doing, Japan won't be getting any. Also, Japan would likely be in prison.

@ Blur & bokunobibletoads
Of course. Did you not know that my stick drawings are one of the main features of the premium stick figure porn site, hotsticks.com?

@ Anna
There are reasons why I'm so disillusioned about anime. This is one of them =P

@ zh3us
Better then in the office.

@ Blowfish & Ningyo
Stick-Snark is actually wearing a white pimp suit. The suit is simply made of stick. Black stick.

@ Anon_Object
Very disturbing.

@ Wolfheinrich
I support any venture that entails Queen's Blade and Shin Mazinger Z.

And the feminist groups are busy fighting the portrayal and trivialization of rape in eroge. Which to be fair, I see as more discriminatory and insulting then moe.

@ Katherine
That is true. And having known a few Japanese friends for many years, I can vouch that they are not pedophiles. They might be horrible people in other ways, but child fucking is not one of them. Still, this post wouldn't be as fun without a bit of hyperbole ;)

@ Gunstray
Bah! I have faith that somewhere in Japan, some mad scientist is insane enough to build a robot that can shoot fire from it's breasts!

@ Yi
Well...I think I've had enough. The last time I browsed through a Japanese hentai comic store, I was nearly driven insane by the sheer volume of loli and guro shit there was >_<

B-Mecha said...

seriously, you should publish a manga book about loli culture, or create a totally opposite loli manga where anime theory get a big slap.

I love your stick man art lol

phossil said...

At least you got an answer, Lol. Its worst when you get the answer machine: dial 1 for your inquiry, and so on..

Katherine said...

Got it. lol

Lightning Sabre said...

"kluxorious said...
pedo AND incest... *facepalm*"

Hmm... Pencest?

FaS said...

DUDE, THIS SHIT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like omfg, crazy funny. I guess the Japanese gotta hookitup too right? lol, just playing. Anyways, nice fucking post.

lovelyduckie said...

I told my co-worker that I wanted to visit Japan someday and he lowered his voice and informed me that "Japan is full of perverts". I told him I was more aware then he probably realized about how perverted Japan can be (*points to comic)*. But I feel like they're just as perverted as every other country, they're just more open about it.

Persocom said...

I agree with lovelyduckie there, there's plenty of perverts in every country but some people just don't hide it at all. over here there's plenty of cases of pedo/kidnap/rapes/etc but the country as a whole condemns it more. I mean, we got a tv show where underage girls hunt down pedos and get them arrested on camera..

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