So after months of procrastinating, I've finally decided to give this twitter thing a shot. So readers, if you're hungry for bite sized micro posts of the non-pedophilic variety, follow my sweet tweets. Also, if any of you have twitter accounts, drop me your username and I'll follow you or add you or whatever the hell it's called.
So yeah, read my tweets. It'll make you a man. This guarantee extends to women; get ready to get yo futa on.
13 hours ago