Saturday, October 23, 2010

I Hate Anime



This is rather embarrassing to admit, but I've finally come to the same realization that pretty much everyone must have had the first time they so much as looked at my blog; I hate anime.

Yes, this is an anime blog. And yes, I watch a metric crapton of anime.

Yet, this doesn't mean I actually like the stuff. No, what this means is that I've been lucky enough to find quite a few titles that don't make me want to smash a kitten's face in with a jackhammer.

I hate anime.

I hate those stupid saucer eyed moeblobs with shit for brains.

I hate those ridiculous 20 minute long porn commercials that pass for anime now.

I hate those filthy child molesters these shows are made for.

I hate the fact that every goddamn show is set in a highschool, again to cater to pedophiles.

I hate those spineless eunachs that constitute male leads in anime.

I hate the desperate, brainless sluts that inadvertently fall head over heals over said eunach.

I hate the entire harem genre in general.

I hate the fact said harem genre even has an audience.

I hate said audience of said harem genre.

I hate that moe is a genre unto itself now.

I hate the moe genre in general.

I hate the fact said moe genre even has an audience.

I hate said audience of said moe genre.

I hate that anime tries to present 13 year olds as sexy and desireble.

I hate that fans accept said 13 year olds as sexy and desireble.

I hate visual novels.

I hate the ridiculous number of visual novel adaptations there are.

I hate all the stupid fads anime fans get sweeped up in, from Haruhi to whatever crap Key is producing at the moment.

I hate that people still haven't realized K-On is a mindnumbing piece of shit.

I hate tsundere.

I hate that entire personalities can be defined in a single word.

I hate that said flat personalities are somehow considered good, or even prefereble.

I hate the idiots who like said flat personalities.

I hate that anime has devolved into an industry that caters to retards, shut-ins and pedophiles.

I hate anime.

55 comments:

  1. "I hate that anime has devolved into an industry that caters to retards, shut-ins and pedophiles"

    Sadly, this is true which is why the coming Winter season looks like it made of shit for shit.

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    1. THE HELL WITH THIS JAP ANIME SHIT!! AT LEAST AMERICAN CARTOONS THOUGH NOT "PERFECT"
      HAVE MORE ORIGINALITY. SO WHAT IF IT'S FOR "KIDS ONLY" THEY ARE JUST FINE JUST THE
      WAY THEY ARE! IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I LIKE CARTOONS AND I DON'T CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK. ANYBODY WHO DON'T LIKE CARTOONS IS EITHER HOMOSEXUAL OR A DIRTY
      COMMUNIST! WHEN IT COMES TO ORIGINALITY
      THE USA IS TOPS

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    2. P.S THE JAPS CAN HAVE THEIR LOUSY SHIT ASS "ANIME" SOMETHING THEY APED FROM THE FRENCH."ANIME" (A FRENCH WORD BY THE WAY) FAR AS IM CONSERNED THERE SHOULD BE MORE AMERICAN CARTOONS FOCUSING ON GOD,FAMILY,COUNTRY INSTEAD OF THE CRAP THAT GLORIFY CRIMINALITY IMORALITY AND SICK PERVESION.

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  2. Blame capitalism.
    Although in all honesty, I can't fathom why you would go ahead and blog and watch shows whose genres lie around your hate zone of pedo/moe/harem when what gets you going is stuff like mecha, sci-fi. Then again as a person who describes himself as driven by hate, this masochistic viewing and ranting of your hate shows would be appropriate for you. Shows like Irresponsible Captain Tylor, Space Battleship Yamato, Legend of the Galactic Heroes, Tekkaman Blade, Space Runaway Ideon, Combat Mecha Xabungle, The Venus Wars, REDLINE,  The Wings of Honneamise, Gunbuster, GitsSAC would probably suit your tastes. Note their prevalence in the late 80's, early 90's era.

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  3. In that case, I would like to recommend the guro genre, especially when pertaining to the series you mention. It may work towards warming your heart a little.

    I only hope that I won't come to the same conclusion as you at some point, because I was pretty close recently.

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  4. Snark,

    I just happened to stumble unto your blog.

    Dude, fuck this shit, you express the same thoughts and consternation against Moe. Lord almighty please keep this up man - write man write! There are plenty more of people who won't give into moe, myself included.

    God I can not express into words the immense feeling of awesomeness and emancipation of knowing some of these anti-moe write ups. I'm the black sheep of the anime community. I never got much into moe, except watching here and there to befriend folks, I'd rather watch Hokuto Ken or Kamen Rider.

    Dude... I agree this has got to stop.

    Moe has been all "consuming" these days. No! ... these fucking years ever since 2000 hit. Like you man i have to admit I hate anime, and I no longer feel an otaku. I can believe I should be obsessed over stuff like Moe that doesn't even link with Real Life anyway. The categorization of anime as Art is very questionable indeed, as an analogy of its grossness, it's in fact worse than junk food. It' also worse than the yaoi fad years before.

    Where did all the shonen and seinen go? It makes me feel very very sad.

    ~a friend and fellow like you.

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  5. Welcome back bro. Agree with you as that is why I don't watch anime so much now. :)

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  6. Not sure how serious you are with this post, but if you don't like the moe/harem genre, then just watch action/sci-fi/mystery/any of the hundreds of other anime titles that fall into a different genre. If you don't like what the anime market is making now, then watch old series you haven't seen before. Stuff like Cowboy Bebop, Mushishi, and Satoshi Kon movies are pretty far from the anime you've described.

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  7. He mad.

    Well, not like I didn't share some of those sentiments.

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  8. You, my friend, have reached enlightment and are well on your way to becoming a man among men. Truth has never hurt me so much, though.

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  9. You have a very good point and well who can blame you for hating it so much. I hate a lot of things too (about anime) I just don't speak out against them publicly.

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  10. I'm so disillusioned with current anime offerings that a few months ago I downloaded Rose of Versailles, a feminist anime from 1979. Still haven't watched it though. I'm not that disillusioned...yet.

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  11. Sure anime has become less enjoyable for me to watch, as I don't even know what to watch for my next series anymore since summer. So you hate this and that, which is understandable, despite a bit of stereotypes involved. What will you do about it? Go back to the older ones or just watch something else?

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  12. Cool, so, you hate a few aspects of Anime and generalize all of it into a hatred for everything to do with Anime. If you don't like Moe shit, don't watch it. Watch something else. There's more to Anime than what you've just mentioned.

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  13. ATTENTION FAG DETECTED!

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  14. Brb, rewatching Strike Witches for the 14th time.

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  15. i wonder what you would think of kuragehime/Jellyfish Princess.. it's opposite of moe girls.. idk maybe give it a try..

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  16. You need to watch something else then =P. There are all sorts of anime out there. Don't like moe? Go watch some sci-fi, action, or fantasy. There's plenty to pick from! Maybe try some of the older series from the 70s and 80s? There are some good anime gems from back then.

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  17. You should sumbit to my philosophy - 90% of everything, being it comics, anime, manga, cartoons, books, short stories, fanfictions, movies, webcomics, web original productions, is totall shit. Therefore, we should don't give a damn about it and focuns on 10% which is good.
    Look at new seson in anime - most of it is shit you hate? Me to. but there's going to be Mazinkaiser SKL so I'm happy.

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  18. So where will you go from here with your blog? I also dislike a lot of things you just mentioned, but I don't think that is what completely embodies anime. That is just the stuff that gets the most attention these days. Maybe you should make the switch from anime to manga? There are lots of great manga series that don't fall under any of the points you listed above that aren't anime and are unlikely to ever be an anime.

    "Since manga requires less staff to create something original than anime, he feels it is the last bastion of creativity within the industry. “Manga is the last hold out,” he said to his audience. “If that is lost, there will be no more anime.”" ~Dai Sato

    http://www.siliconera.com/2010/07/24/cowboy-bebop-anime-writer-expresses-frustrations-with-industry/

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  19. I hate that I'm part of the audience you hate.

    I do also hate the eunuch male leads and harem and everything related to those.

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  20. Couldn't blame you for being pessimistic on your view of anime. But look on the bright side we have...er...- Yeah anime sucks


    <<<<<<----------(cool story bro)------------>>>>>>

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  21. I hate pussies. Not actual vaginas, I love those. I'm talking abotu characters. Any character that is a pussy should get fucked.

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  22. Hey, you resumed blogging! Cool beans :)

    Me too! Blogging, not so sure on anime ;)

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  23. More power to otaku.

    But seriously, fuck them. They're the reason why I'm getting fucking tired of anime.

    It's all about pandering to a bunch of pedos that perceive their fucking basement as society. And demand that the industry exclusively caters to their shit taste.

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  24. Hi, just had a random visit :)
    hehe, I get your point of view, and hell yea.
    "I hate that anime tries to present 13 year olds as sexy and desirable."

    Like wtf is wrong with people now a days! :s
    They must have a sick mind-set.

    But, actually a very interesting subject, since I dont see any justice being handled, and they cant seem to prevent the still increasing paedophile numbers ...

    Great blog btw! :)

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  25. OMFG!!!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!! *throws confetti*

    I miss reading your blog posts. XD

    BTW, I've showed your blog to one of my American friends, and the moment he read about your reviews on Heroman and K-ON - he said you're his hero! ROFL

    LOL Sadly, I was actually never into anime, I only like particular anime titles/genres, and still do. I'm very picky on new stuff I wanna watch, oooooooh. (the only new animes I'm checking out now are Panty & Stocking, Highschool of the Dead and Birdy the Mighty Decode - I'm inlove with the main girl, Birdy 8D) I'm glad I never have to witness moe animes (yet), and that most of my faves were actually shounen type! Like TRIGUN, Kenshin, Busou Renkin, Gurren Lagann, etc.

    Gar is the way to save anime :DDDDDDDDD

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  26. OH OH! I TOTALLY forgot to introduce you to a NEW awesome cartoon! (non-anime)

    Go check out Adventure Time with Finn & Jake! You will NOT regret! I can guarantee you that. XDDD

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  27. Oh and uh, if you haven't watched The Real Ghostbusters yet (yes, that cartoon from the 80s), I highly recommend that before Adventure Time. (sorry for spamming, I'll go now!)

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  28. I love anime because i can relate to old their episodes.
    how to draw manga

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  29. This post has the same title as my very first post ever. Coincidence? Or something more?

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  30. yes the world of anime has died down
    leaving it to be ruled by webues and aniying noobs
    but thier is hope yet

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  31. stupid anime. it is soo bad! alot of my friends love it with the boy to boy stuff and girls loving eachother it is soo dang stupid! any way good story dude.

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  32. Haha this is all so true ! Always tried to find a series worth watching but ended up wathing crappy highschool animes made for pedophiles :-D I quit, haven't been tryin' to find anime to watch for ages hehe

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  35. JUST STOP WATCHING ALL OF IT!!!!!!!
    Goddamn!!! I Hate it so much!!!!! It's predictable endings and stupid conflicts are not worth the time. It is degrading to society.

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  36. yahh your right bro it seems that all or most of the anime fans think that sex is good sex is fun sex ,sex, sex,in summary it has currupted thousands of children thru subliminal messages and the only thing they care about is your money
    have you noticed alot of anime fans are saying sex is beautiful wtf yahh its real beautiful try getting pregnant and tell me how beautiful it is its like people are mindless sex zombies who have flat personalities who try to act pure and cutesy and shit life is not anime life is life children shouldnt watch this at all its filled with porn but
    its eather for adults really ive been on the furry fandom soo much yes yes its filled with porn and geow all over i know how you feel about loving stuff and its the only
    life youve got and your only happyness
    but i might remind you that sex is temporary just a fast feeling ive been 3 years of over sex ive lessonlearned and i also realized i never wanted sex but i wanted love
    someone to just talk to me or look at me and say hi lesson learned
    t
    and you over there commenting would you waste your life like this would you spend it like this would you love love sexing it theres more to life than what you see right now
    sex there all temporary just a feeling but babies are they not temporary i admit many furrs love abortion and love sex etc
    but hey do you want to mb everyday and do you want this to be your only joy
    and fantasize about the perfect girl
    or fantasize about there asses everyday dont you think theres more to life than sex and anime more to life than those big eyes or those cutesy poses
    imagine your self 10 years from now

    really id rather watch my little pony the show has great value and funny and yes i dont mind falling for its fantasy because it is about moral and how to treat others and how they treat you back soo awsome id rather be a Bronny yahh

    but back to the topic i know alot of you havent been kissed by girls or had sex with them but
    hey thats you to me its no insult but just to me

    hey its cool to love anime but sex isnt cool at all
    some are just happy to be anime freaks i dont mind
    but sex thats the reason i hate anime and also how many
    of them hate western
    art really i just hate the haters
    not the anime lovers

    ive been kinda looking at i hate anime i hate japan post to suthe my wouldnts cuz this dude said anime art was the best far more beautiful than the western
    if you are that guy may i remind you that Renaissance came from Europe westerner its like all art schools study the Renaissance
    and may i remind you without disney or any of that westen stuff what wouyld we do without Disney
    what would we do without western art
    and the comment that duhhh personally i dont like japan usually there just robots who are forced to work and do shit and the funny thing about is is that they dont complain really japan is lifeless
    people maybe kind and shit saying hello and goodbye and stuff but thats kinda all they say there kinda programmed to do that and further more its filled with racist plastic and sit alike there kinda a two faced people the one face is very polite and the other is back stabbing shit im lucky i dont live in japan and also pease dont try to live in japan pease anime doesnt make a nation
    and if you like i think your gonna love paying 20 dollars for a movie or paying 100 for the new games
    and how your forced to scream to express how you love your company
    and the horrable sit come its soo bad really
    and also the steriotipicness of it

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    1. omg bye guys dont bother replying i aint commin back here again XD gotta find more people to hit on XD and also i confess i am a player and i love bragging about it XD worship me hahaXd

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  37. It's good to know that there are people who still have some sight. I think anime is like junk food for the mind. Its all colorful, but deep down its pointless trash.

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  38. It's good to know that there are people who still have some sight. I think anime is like junk food for the mind. Its all colorful, but deep down its pointless trash.

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