18 hours ago
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Yes, this is an anime blog. And yes, I watch a metric crapton of anime.
Yet, this doesn't mean I actually like the stuff. No, what this means is that I've been lucky enough to find quite a few titles that don't make me want to smash a kitten's face in with a jackhammer.
I hate anime.
I hate those stupid saucer eyed moeblobs with shit for brains.
I hate those ridiculous 20 minute long porn commercials that pass for anime now.
I hate those filthy child molesters these shows are made for.
I hate the fact that every goddamn show is set in a highschool, again to cater to pedophiles.
I hate those spineless eunachs that constitute male leads in anime.
I hate the desperate, brainless sluts that inadvertently fall head over heals over said eunach.
I hate the entire harem genre in general.
I hate the fact said harem genre even has an audience.
I hate said audience of said harem genre.
I hate that moe is a genre unto itself now.
I hate the moe genre in general.
I hate the fact said moe genre even has an audience.
I hate said audience of said moe genre.
I hate that anime tries to present 13 year olds as sexy and desireble.
I hate that fans accept said 13 year olds as sexy and desireble.
I hate visual novels.
I hate the ridiculous number of visual novel adaptations there are.
I hate all the stupid fads anime fans get sweeped up in, from Haruhi to whatever crap Key is producing at the moment.
I hate that people still haven't realized K-On is a mindnumbing piece of shit.
I hate tsundere.
I hate that entire personalities can be defined in a single word.
I hate that said flat personalities are somehow considered good, or even prefereble.
I hate the idiots who like said flat personalities.
I hate that anime has devolved into an industry that caters to retards, shut-ins and pedophiles.
I hate anime.