Sunday, July 5, 2009

Anime is Unrealistic

Anime is not like real life, and real life is not like anime. This is the sad yet inescapable truth we all live with. And so, with this theme in mind, I'd like to share with you a tragic little story.

Meet Latooni Subota.



She's 14 years old, a gothic lolita and giant robot pilot. Cool, calculated and unemotional, Latooni is as big a real robot pilot as you're going to get. In fact, she's pretty much Rei Ayanami as a goth loli.

Now meet Ryusei Date.



Ryusei here is a rash, hotblooded, incurable super robot otaku and winner of Latooni's girlish heart.

So you might be asking, what exactly is so unrealistic about this? Well, nothing so far. Young, unrequited love is very much a norm of day to day life.

However, this is where fantasy deviates from reality. As we all know, Ryusei is a massive super robot otaku. In fact, he's pretty much me as an anime character. Latooni however is firmly entrenched in the real robot camp. And yet, in spite of this great barrier , look at how crazily hotblooded Latooni is willing to get just to win his love:



And despite Latooni's efforts which would impress even Kamina, Ryusei completely fails to take notice of her!

Ryusei, what the hell???

And this dear readers, is where anime completely divorces itself from reality. Ladies, don't let Ryusei discourage you. If any of you plan on getting me to notice your unrequited love; become a hotblooded mecha pilot. I'll marry you on the spot.

36 comments:

  1. Only mecha pilots are accepted I wonder?? haha lol.

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  2. What if the heroin is ugly. Will you marry her? Hahahaha just kiddo!

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  3. i agree. if there is a girl love me so much that becomes a hot blooded mecha pilot, i will consider her, seriously.

    Ryusei is too dumb, thanks to his overload of psycho power? or he just gonna marry his SRX =__=

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  4. Ill just take all the other girls^^

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  5. I seriously would have never thought any guys would wanna marry any crazy girls like us 8D;;;

    Oh, dear Latooni, I feel your pain

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  6. I'd love to pilot Unit-01 or some kick-ass incarnation of Gurren Lagann just for fun!

    But not for marriage. I think getting married is akin to flushing your entire life down the shitter. :p

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  7. @ Phossil
    Damn straight. Who'd want a non-mecha pilot when the alternative is available? ;)

    @ Gunstray
    The depressing thing is that I rather liked Ryusei prior to this -_-

    @ Willie
    You bet I would! Hotbloodedness can overcome anything! Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!

    @ B-Mecha
    Well, to be fair to Ryusei, that SRX is one sexy piece of ass.

    @ Blowfish
    Girls who aren't hotblooded mecha pilots?

    WHAT MADNESS!

    @ Anna
    You serious!? Crazy girls are the best! ...unless they're out to kill you.

    I think we all feel Latooni's pain =(

    @ Emi
    A fair enough point. However, I am open to a non married live-in relationship as long as you're hotblooded enough.

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  8. I need to find that picture where Latooni cosplay as Angelg, that was golden! Ryusei just fail a little more than the average otaku I think!

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  9. if u want me to call a mecha sexy, it will be Neo Granzon or Gunlion (Ganlion?).

    but i would choose Latooni over Neo Granzon. just like Simon kicks ass thanks to Nia, without her, Simon is a piece of emo shit. I hope SRW OG 3 ryusei should just gattai with her. muahahahhah

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