Monday, July 27, 2009

A Real Life Moe-Blob



Regular readers of my blog will be familiar with my well documented hatred of moe. In fact, I rant about the evils of moe so regularly, I would presume some of you are getting a little bored reading about my crusade.

So I figured it's time to spice things up a little and throw a little twist into the story; I actually know a real life moe blob.

Obviously, I won't be sharing her real name, but for convenience, let's call her, "Rei", in honour of that Grand Mommy of Moeblobs, Rei Ayanami.

Anyway, despite being flesh and blood, Rei checks out most of the typical moe characteristics; she's clumsy, shy, a little airheaded at times, naive and about as innocent as a 20 year old could realistically be. Seriously, about the only thing missing is that she's not a tsundere.

And as I have mentioned in many, many posts about moe, I find none of her moe traits to be appealing in the least. Admittedly, I don't hate her the way I hate anime moeblobs, in fact, I consider her to be a very good friend.

But that might have something to do with the fact that she has a sweet rack.

35 comments:

  1. I guess why you consider her as your good friend because you feel better about Yourself when you are around her right? :P

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  2. Is it even possible to be a moe-blob and a tsundere at the same time? Oh nice rack is always a plus though!

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  3. I guess its just the fact that she isnt portraying her moe-traits every 10 seconds....or the boobs...

    Come on you cant tell me shes really like those anime moe-blobs right?

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  4. Wut Blowfish sed.

    Meh, imo Rei's body is significant enough to overlook any other trait of hers that bothers anybody. I remember her being the first significant character in my life like... seven years ago >.>

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  5. "Seriously, about the only thing missing is that she's not a tsundere."

    She could have had me... Lol!

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  6. I laughed far too hard at the "Nice Rack"

    However, I know a few moeblobs myself. And Airheads, that are all amongst my best friends. (I swear it's like 2 tsunderes, 3 airheads or something like that.)

    But, they're all hilarious to be around, and that's why I hang out with them i suppose. You're not alone. :P

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  7. LOL I wonder who that is. Sounds cute!

    (but if she really is like the real live of Rei then I'm hubba hubba high +_+ hewp)

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  8. Does she have blue hair too??

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  9. Its the rack, must be hypnotising

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  10. Unfortunately i do not know her. Hhehe

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  11. "It's the boobs" hahahaha
    Ur mean konadora.

    I can see this going somewhere but hey, prove me wrong.

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  12. Ayanami is not a moe-blob. She began the "Ice-queen" genre, or is at least its epitome. The red-blue coupling, with Asuka being Red, obviously.

    Rei is not moe, but because so many fans are into her, they'd drawn her as more moe. Alternate-earth Rei is a moeblob, but we see her for about 3 minutes.

    And yeah, tsundere is an anti-moe quality. Cute, eventually, but not really moe.

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  13. Haw! I can't seem to tag on anime qualities in people I know... it just doesn't work when I try for some reason ^^;

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  14. Don't like Rei... big dislike for Rei... prefer Asuka. Though I don't like tsundere/violent/bossy characters either... Asuka's prettier anyways...

    (Why the hell isn't this site recognising my openID??!!)

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