Thursday, September 3, 2009

WHAT THE SHIT!?!?



So I was curious to find out how people were reaching my blog, and I decided to see what keywords people were typing into google that got me hits. When I found...this.

WHY HUMAN RACE, WHY!?!? I WAS JUST ABOUT TO RENEW MY FAITH IN YOU, AND YOU DO THIS TO ME IN RETURN!? WHY!?!?!?!?

31 comments:

  1. It's probably all the same person, if it makes you feel better?

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  2. It is amazing to see what leads people to one's site or blog. *lol*

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  3. Lol!
    I get the rest, but wtf is up with "cripple"?!

    That just sound sick.. -.-"

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  4. So ur telling me, this is a cripple blog? 0_o

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  5. Due to recent changes in the law, you must have at least one Handicap parking space in front of your blog - LMFAO!!!!!!

    Just makes you go hummmmmm

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  6. ROFL, oh man... *wipes tears* this is priceless XD

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  7. It might all be an innocent mistake. Cripple might be a foreign word for midget.

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  8. Cripple Fucking....hahahahahaha I did a series of posts that were pretty much the same thing that you did here. Man, I thought mine were weird....cripple fucking? hahaha.

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  9. Anything can happen in the internet.

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  10. And I think there were more "cripple" keywords around

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  11. LOL But I think that Panther is right. That(Those) person(s) was(were) probably looking for Katawa Shoujo.

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  12. Maybe my recent keywords ease your pain:

    took mushrooms and went clubbing
    lesbian abduction
    pussy munch
    lolita teeny weeny girl porn
    sexy pussy foot 15 years old
    drill her putty
    ecchi with a more grown up feel
    is it wrong to have a lolita complex

    NSFW Blog Rules them all though

    Thats what you get for posting once about that cripple galge.Im having the same problem with my lolita complex post

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  13. lmao! haha i should check that for my blog too. i had a butt load of spam comments on my maddy cnady post for some reason. lol that sucks tho,i hate spam>_<

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  14. Loll. Those are some funky search terms.
    Anyway, I googled "cripple fucking" (only because of curiosity and nothing more), and you're on the front page. So now you have a couple more cripple fucking stats.

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  15. Sorry to see that...I still wonder how that happened? I typed some of your keywords and your site does not appear.

    Lately, Most of my visitors get at my site by typing "Endless Eight" I wonder if thats good or bad... :P

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  16. wtf?
    that soooo random...
    i mean, i was like, TOTALLY just bumming around on the net JUST the other day and i couldnt find what i was looking for but like, your blog kept showing up!
    i tried like, more than 10 different combinations....

    o_O

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  17. Ah, how wonderful ^_^

    Congrats on the wonderful visitors :p

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  18. Sounds like Katawa Shoujo to me :p

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  19. LOL! Never underestimate the power of searching the word "porn" on google XD

    I think my yuri porn post has the most hits on my blog ^^;

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  20. Well, seems that this disabled guy really to get fucked so much.

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  21. why ever renew faith in the human race?

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  22. So I wanted to see if you commented back on the Big Bang Punch post or not, but somehow I couldn't remember what your site was, so I googled "cripple fucking", and found it! XD

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  23. wow...just wow... have to see what mine say now lol.

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  24. Haha. That's hilarious. So many curse words though (0.o)

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  25. I think you've identified a new target market for your blog.

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  26. to give u some relief, bounce rate 100% + 0 second visit time means that your site is listed in search engine with the keyword.

    maybe ur site's keywords are too focus on the 18 and above content? :P

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