Showing posts with label Gunbuster. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gunbuster. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

My Anime Harem

Generally, I'm not a fan of harem anime; I find them to be sexist, wish fulfillment fantasy. Also, the girls I like never win.

That said however, whilst I don't like harem animes, I am quite fine with the double standard of enjoying the company of a harem of cute anime girls myself, so without further ado, my anime harem:

Takaya Noriko
The 'main girl', Noriko is pretty much the grandmommy of female super robot pilots. Takes hot blooded yelling to such ridiculous extremes that even relatively silly attacks such as shooting missiles out of your fingers or hitting a baseball at an enemy seem awesome.

BUSTER HOMERUN!!!


She also has a tendency to rip her shirt off, which is definitely a bonus.

Katina Tarask
The 'rival' to the main girl. Katina is another crazy hotblooded mech pilot who essentially has only a single emotion; anger. Given how hotblooded both she and Noriko are, it was a tough pick choosing between them; but let's face facts, Noriko's Gunbuster kicks the living shits out of Katina's Gespenst.


Awesome woman was let down by a less then awesome mech.

Viola
The mature, oneesan character; Viola possesses darker, more contemplative qualities to contrast her more hotblooded and genki counterparts. Also she can be revived as an A.I should she ever get killed, which I guess can be pretty handy.


Who cares if she can't get pregnant? She's got a giant robot!

Ibis Douglas
The token flatchested girl. Hides behind a quiet and contemplative facade, but is actually just as hotblooded as Noriko and Katina; just watch her let loose on a missile massacre or a Gespenst kick!


One day, you too shall have a rack. Believe in me, who believes in your tits!

Nakajima Subaru
The more observant of you will notice that there's something...different about Subaru. I speak of course about the fact that she does not pilot a giant robot. That said however, I'm pretty sure we could borrow GaoGaiGar for her; GAR though he may be, Gai knows it ain't a good idea to fuck around when Gunbuster, Gespenst, Nephtis and Hyperion all rock up on your doorstep asking for stuff.


BROKEN MAGNU- Uh, I mean DIVINE BUSTER!

Sunday, May 10, 2009

GODDAMMIT GAINAX!!!

WARNING: Massive SPOILERS for Evangelion, Gurren Lagann, Gunbuster and Diebuster! Proceed at your own risk!
















WHY DO I NOT FUCKING LEARN!?!?!?