Friday, May 1, 2009

The Blessed Mystery of Anime - What Makes a Good Dub?



I love dubs. That fact would be obvious to anyone who reads my blog with any sort of regularity. However, whilst I would passionately argue in the defense of dubbing, I also understand the fact that that debate is old, tired and essentially a relic of the VHS era.

However, there is more to argue about dubbing then just it's merits as compared to subtitles.

Oftentimes, I hear people tell me that they're happy to listen to dubs so long as the dub is good. This raises a rather pertinent question; what the hell actually makes a good dub?

Obviously good acting is a prerequisite that I'm sure everyone can agree on, but beyond that, the waters are insidiously murky.

Between what I've read around cyberspace, and the discussions I've had with fellow fans, I think it is safe for me to say that there are two general schools of thought regarding what makes a quality dub.

The first school somewhat resembles the subbing fan community, in that they prefer that the English dub matches the original Japanese dub work as closely as possible, given the constraints of language.

This school believes that the English and Japanese voices should match closely, and that all references to Japanese culture, even the exceptionally obscure, should remain in order to best preserve the creative vision of the original director.

In contrast, the second school of thought takes a more creative bent on dubbing, arguing that whilst the original spirit of the anime should be honoured, room most certainly exists for creative reinterpretation in order to adapt, or even improve the original work.

This creativity manifests itself in different ways, be it reinterpretations of characters (be it in voices, traits or even personalities), replacing Japanese cultural references with Western ones (though the extent varies, from 4Kids butchering, to only changing incredibly obscure references) and so forth.

Proponents of the first, more purist school of thought, often cite anime such as FLCL as a shining example of a dub done right.

This hardly comes as a surprise, as director Kazuya Tsurumaki famously oversaw the entire English dubbing process. As a result, with the exception of a few references to Western pop culture, the dub was almost hauntingly faithful to the original Japanese dub. The characters themselves sounded so similar to their Japanese voices, it may as well have been the original actors speaking English.

On the other hand of the spectrum, the more creative school of thought (and I rank myself among them) cite other dubs, such as Martian Successor Nadesico and Black Lagoon as being the pinnicle of dub work.

Nadesico for instance added greater layers of complexity to characters by adding traits not originally found in the Japanese work. For instance, resident fangirl Hikaru's otakuness was made all the more pronounced by her propensity to write self insert slash fanfiction, a hobby that was nonexistent in the Japanese version.

Black Lagoon on the other hand overloads the English dub with Western references that never existed in the original. Far from distracting the viewer, this makes the world they live in far more believable and real then the Japanese dub ever managed.

However, whilst I believe that creative reinterpretation often improves upon original works, there is always the risk of tarnishing or even omitting traits in the original Japanese that appealed to the audience in the first place.

Kamina in the Gurren Lagann dub for instance, sounded far more brotherly to Simon then his Japanese counterpart did. However, this more human sounding interpretation came at the cost of his over the top manliness, which was what drew most fans to him in the first place, thereby lessening his character in the eyes of many fans.

As the dubbing industry grows, I believe this will be the crossroad that we will ultimately reach. The two schools of thought are, I believe, antithetical to each other, and thus a conscious choice must be made as to what exactly constitutes a good dub.

As I have already stated, I believe that we should not be constrained by vision of the original director; they are not perfect by virtue of their Japaneseness, and thus room most definitely exists for dubbing companies to retain the essence of the director's vision, whilst improving on his or her work.

This philosophy also comes with the obvious risk of potentially ruining characters or even stories, but it is a risk I am willing to take. Ultimately, I have faith in the Western dubbing industry, and their ability to improve on an original work.

However, this is not a decision for me alone. It is for the greater fan community to decide on which direction these companies should take. And with that in mind, I ask you; what is the place of creativity in dubbing?

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Dear Japan - An Open Letter Regarding Gender Inequality Within Gargantuan Humanoid Weapons Based Warfare

Dear Japan,

Please stop it with cocks in giant robots.

As a fan of the popular video game series, Super Robot Wars, I have come to an understanding that the humongous mecha genre is ultimately a male dominated genre, and it is within reason to expect that the majority of characters featured in Super Robot Wars would be male.

That said, I really could use a party that is less of a sausage fest.

Most giant robot shows feature male main characters, and main characters are generally the strongest character of the series they represent whenever they appear in Super Robot Wars, this is understandeble. The problem however, lies in the fact that with all these male leads being the stronger characters, my SRW parties generally end up looking like a fangirl's harem.

Now this would be nice if I were a fangirl, but as it would seem, I am not.

So please, please, please make a few more mecha series with a female protaganist. Dancouga Nova is the only one I can think of that was made in the past few years, and a single 12 episode series is nowhere near enough to bridge the gap.

Now I'm not insisting on a 50/50 ratio, I can live with a majority of mecha shows with male heroes. That said however, I would like a little more then a single pair of tits for every 20 dicks shoved in my face.


A visual representation of the current gender makeup of my Super Robot Wars a2 team. Only this time, Haruhi's a guy.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Super Politically Correct Rant About Homosexuality and Religion Special!!!



We interrupt your regularly scheduled blog post for a special rant:

A few days ago, I was looking round Youtube for videos of the pc game Mass Effect. Having become rather bored with the game itself, I decided to just watch a couple of the major story cutscenes to get an idea of what happens in the end.

It was during this when I happened across a video of the infamous trans-species lesbian sex scene. Now being a romantic, I celebrate love in all it's forms; particularly when it's between two incredibly hot women.

Sadly however, my approval was not universally shared, as a few disgruntled individuals were vehemently posting comments about the, "immorality", "depravity" and "unnaturality" of lesbian sex.

And whilst I do not mean to stereotype, essentially all of these posters cited their disapproval based on religious grounds.

Whilst I obviously can't agree with their position, I won't begrudge them for obsessively obeying the laws of whatever fictional sky god they spend their time talking to. As a practicing Catholic, I am all too familiar with following silly, archaic rules and constantly apologizing for being human.

That said however, let's face facts; if you're male, and you disapprove of hot lesbian sex, you're not religious, you're just gay.



Image taken from Gelbooru

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Isshoni Training - Fitness, Otaku Style



As some of you all might know, Primastea is releasing a dvd that will attempt to do what was once thought impossible; getting otaku to exercise.

The video, called Isshoni Training, features 16 year old Hinako; a big-titted girl who incongruously enjoys both anime and fitness.

Even more mind bogglingly, is the official description of Hinako, who whilst, "originally a human, was turned into an anime character during junior high 2nd year."

...yeah.

If anyone could explain to me what the fuck that's meant to mean, I'll be eternally grateful.

Anyway, the video features a 30 day basic fitness program with Hinako, in a variety of slutty costumes, leading the audience in various exercises.

So would this be something you might consider forking cash out for (for girls, assume there's an equivalent video with a well hung dude)? And if so, for what purpose?

Personally, I'd buy it. But only because I want them sweaty tits.


Saturday, April 18, 2009

K-On! First Impressions



Now I know I'm probably going to be crucified for this, but I'm going to say it anyway; I really don't like K-On!. I don't hate it the way I hated Lucky Star, but moe shit really doesn't do much more then annoy me, and K-On! is no different.


Abandon hope, all ye who enter.

STORY

Don't expect anything deep or meaningful here, it's just about a bunch of girls in the school music club, and their day to day interactions. Given how K-On! is essentially a slice of life comedy, that's fair enough.


The girls who leapt through time.

The story revolves around Yui, a special needs child, who in a tragic case of irony, is an essential member of the school music club, as without her, the club would have an insufficient number of members and would be thus forced to close down.


Truly, Yui is the greatest mind of her generation.

What follows are the trials and tribulations of the three other members who are actually competent, and their ever vain endeavors of teaching Yui how to play the guitar. A task made ever more insurmountable given the fact that Yui's musical talents rival her prodigious intellect.


Tsumugi, upon meeting Yui.

CHARACTERS

Yui Hirasawa
The main character. Suffers from mild mental retardation; a possible first for lead characters in anime. The band's guitar player...technically. Is meant to be the moe moe character due to her airheaded personality, but in a cruel case of life imitating art, Mio appears to be perceived as moe by the general audience, thus proving Yui truly can't get anything right.


Not even Johannes Krauser wants to rape that.

Mio Akiyama
The apparent popular favourite amongst viewers, Mio is the traditional ideal Japanese woman; shy, humble and kind; traits that really do nothing but annoy the shit out of me. Anyway, she plays bass and is generally the straight man, in contrast to her friends' wacky antics. Also, expect many, many doujins to be released featuring her.


How much blander could a single person be!? God!


This picture encapsulates the entirety of Mio's relationship with Ritsu.

Ritsu Tainaka
The band's drummer, Ritsu generally provides the slapstick comedy relief. However, she seems to hide a darker personality, given her propensity to lie and manipulate in order to get what she wants, as evidenced in her recruitment of Tsumugi in episode 1. Because of her amorality, she is far and away my favourite character.


Ritsu has had enough of your shit!


We lie, we cheat, we steal!

Tsumugi Kotobuki
The pianist and token rich girl. She seems to be woefully ignorant of the outside world, leading one to ponder what kind of depraved childhood she must have endured. She generally buys the friendship of others with cake.


Tsumugi making friends the only way she knows how.

Animation

Look, it's KyoAni, the people behind Haruhi Suzumiya, what do you expect but top quality shit?


Sadly, no amount of money could afford Tsumugi new eyebrows.

So yeah, it's typical KyoAni obsessive attention to detail, fluid animation, and muted yet somehow vibrant colours.


The fuck? Since when did we move from K-On! to The Shining?

Personally though, I preferred the more serious animation of Haruhi Suzumiya. In contrast, K-On! is more cartoony, with movements sometimes resembling Western Saturday morning cartoons, as well as liberal use of chibis and funny looking faces.


Yui's mere presence is soul crushing.

To be fair however, it suits the general feel of K-On!, it's just not my cup of tea.


Even as a child, Yui had difficulty with even the most basic of concepts. Such as standing straight.

One weird thing that I haven't been able to wrap my finger around though, is that feet are drawn really small. I mean, they are really fucking small! You don't notice it too much, but when you do, it's fucking creepy!


Look at Yui's feet. Seriously, how the fuck do they support the rest of her body?

Overall

Look, I don't like K-On!. That should be pretty obvious. However, it's fucking popular as it is, so it's obviously hitting the right notes with quite a few people.


Here. Another Mio picture for the fans to wank over.

I guess if you're into moe and all that shit, K-On! might appeal to you. Personally, it's never really been my scene.


If you're too lazy to read the whole post, just look at this picture. It's K-On! in a nutshell.

Also, Yui's clumsiness and silliness is way, way overdone. I'm presuming it's meant to be cute, but it's not. It's just fucking annoying. Everytime we're forced to endure Yui's antics, I feel nothing but the unquenchable desire to reach into the screen and punch Yui in the face. And then kick her. Continuously. For about an hour.


Another reason why Ritsu is my favourite character.

Ultimately, I might just keep watching K-On!. For what it's worth, it makes for a good, lighthearted alternative to my usual shit of giant robots beating the fuck out of each other. But I'm definitely not going to be following the series with any great enthusiasm.


This picture encapsulates the entirety of Yui's relationships with...everyone.

On the plus side, Ritsu is cool. Also, the show has a bitchin' ending tune; which is my favourite part of the show for several reasons which should be fairly obvious.


Wednesday, April 15, 2009

What I'm Watching

So, with new season in full swing, there's a whole lot of new crap to watch. And here's what's eating up my free time:

Shangri-La


By virtue of the fact she uses a boomerang, I demand that she be given a hideously over the top Australian accent in the English dub.

Definitely my favourite out of all the new season shows, Shangri-La combines great artwork, interesting characters and an intelligent story to form one hell of a package. Also, it's got Momoko, whose every kind of awesome conceiveble. Looking forward to seeing how this bad boy of a series turns out!

Shin Mazinger Shougeki! Z-Hen


Now say it with me; BREASTO FIREEEEEEEEE!!!

It's fucking Mazinger! Is there seriously anything else I have to say!?

Queen's Blade


Given how I try to avoid pornographic pictures on my blog, I had to use the only screencap I had which didn't have tits in it. So enjoy this picture of a giant toad.

Given all the blog reviews I've read so far, I'm beginning to suspect I am the only person on Earth who enjoys this show. Quite possibly because I'm an unashamed lover of pornography.

K-On!


So yeah.

Ugh, I've never been one for moe moe shit, and K-On! is no exception. And Yui strikes me more as being mildly retarded rather then being cute. At least the show is well animated...oh, and it's got a bitchin closing song too.

Well, those are all the new shows I've seen so far, and here are some of the older stuff I've just started watching:

Black Lagoon


Yes. That is a fucking boat flying in the air, about to shoot a torpedo at a helicopter.

Episode 2 had a boat that flew into the sky and shot a torpedo which hit a helicoptor pilot in the face. That's all I needed to know this show is awesome. Also, the opening song is tits.

Bamboo Blade


Fucking backlights!

A cute show that's actually done right! Tama-chan is possibly the only moe moe character who I don't want to skewer with a stake. Also, it's got badass kendo fight scenes. And it's got Dan-kun, a pimp in the making with an acorn shaped head whose 2 feet shorter then everyone else.

Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS


Final Fusion, bitch.

One word; Subaru. Or as she is more aptly known as; GaoGaiGar-tan.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Taikutsu Theater Presents - The Next Generation

Following last week's episode of this, we now bring you the thrilling conclusion...